Let's Solve This With a Thumb Wrestle

Zoe doesn’t like when you tell her things. I told her that she shouldn’t say “balmy” when she means “barmy,” and now she seems to want me dead. She’s not entirely wrong, but neither am I. I probably shouldn’t ever tell her anything ever again - she gets secretly shirty, and then I just want to die. I just want to lay/lie down and die. And I'll probably die in a pool of wrong.