Saturday, November 06, 2004

Zoe Finally Enters the 20th Century

Zoë gets to take showers now. In her old house, she had no shower. In her old house, she had to heat water on her coal stove, pour the water into a tub, and bathe quickly before the water got too cold. Now that she has a shower, she will probably start washing her hair instead of just powdering it. Since her new house is far away from the office, she will probably start driving her car to work. She used to ride to work on her brown burro. She named that burro Mo Monee. I have never approved of that name. Mo Monee is no name for a burro. She should have named that burro Toasty McBrownTown. I’m going to buy that burro for $70 and rename him Toasty McBrownTown.

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