Yesterday Zoe said that her chiropractor told her to eat more protein, watch her wheat intake, and not eat butterscotch chips for breakfast. What the?! See? It’s just like I always say: chiropractors are sinister, bone-obsessed blackguards who rob stagecoaches and eat children.
Maybe if her chiropractor would spend less time griping about butterscotch chips and more time pressing her bones back into their sockets, Zoe wouldn’t have such unbearable rickets right now.
“Don’t you tell me what kind of chips to have for breakfast,” Zoe should have told the scoundrel.
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When it comes to Zoe, most commentary is superfluous. This doesn't stop me, of course, but others aren't as eager to pile on. Curious.
Zoe! I just said pile.
Chiropractors are the experts in the detection and elimination of sublaxations ( stiff spinal joints), having made this phase of health care their specialty for more than 100 years. singapore chiropractic
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