As Far as the People are Concerned, I Do Not Agree

Zoë seems to think that I should update the Zoetracker 3000 – now, and forevermore. I would deign to agree with her, but my agreement would only encourage her to voice this sort of loony opinion more often. I do not agree with you, Zoë. I DO NOT AGREE! Sure, I am updating the Zoetracker right now, but it’s not because of anything you said. It’s because I was nostalgic for the sweet, sweet cadence of my typed whining. And the delicate Arial font. I was nostalgic for the delicate Arial font.