Today Zoe made a point of catching my eye and holding her Gerolsteiner water bottle to her bosom like it was a beloved infant. "I looooooooove my Gerolsteiner," she cooed.
Sick.
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Zoe works in the office. I also work in the office. I track Zoe so that you don't have to - and I do it pro bono.
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