Happy New Year, No Presents

Today Zoë worked for about 20 minutes. She did not bring me anything. I expect her to bring me stuff this time of year. And none of that lame stuff! I want good stuff. Like a pan of Scotcheroos. In fact, I would have been half content had she only walked up to me and said “Scotcheroo.” I would also have been content with one of those large Barbie hairstyling heads. The thing about Zoë is that she never ASKS me what I want, so she doesn’t KNOW what to get for me.