Pretzels

Today, Zoe asked if she could have some of my Newman's Own pretzels, so I gave her some. About 15 minutes later, she came back and asked for more pretzels. So I gave her more pretzels. Then, later in the afternoon, she asked for more pretzels, so I just handed her the bag and told her to take them with her. Ten minutes after that, she reappeared at my desk with the pretzel bag. It was empty, except for a lot of stray salt at the bottom. "Here, I thought you'd like your salt back," she said.