It’s the last day of 2007, and do you know what Zoe did? She went to the mall to watch National Treasure: Book of Secrets. National Treasure! Book of Secrets! This, from a woman with a doctorate in forestry and international finance! Jesus. She wanted to watch Sweeney Todd later in the day, but she wasn’t sure she could handle a two-hour wait in the mall. What, Orange Julius was closed?
I saw Sweeney Todd. It would have been good if it hadn’t been for the incessant singing.
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Zoe works in the office. I also work in the office. I track Zoe so that you don't have to - and I do it pro bono.
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3 comments:
Book of Secrets has Nicholas Cage in a tuxedo. One can't fight that kind of mass appeal. You just know that he snuck off to his trailer alone between takes, to pose in front of the mirror and do his James Bond impersonation.
It's good to see a star with such a varied and sophisticated inner life. Not like you and all those beer bongs, Esther.
I DO have a varied and sophisticated inner life, e.g. I never pay extra for product warranties and I never recycle paper or glass. And for your FYI information, I rarely take my beer in a bongish fashion.
But do you slit people's throats and bake them in pies, Esther? No. You just watch Johnny Depp do it, munching on your victimless non-cannibalistic popcorn, while life passes you by.
I sense a New Year's Resolution coming on. Will it be to bake more people in pies? Or to turn comment moderation back on? Only time will tell...
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