Wednesday, June 20, 2007
Thank You for the Lemon Drops
Today Zoe brought me a bag of lemon drops because she “didn’t want them.” She also said that the bag was open because “the bag was on [her] counter top and Steve opened it and ate some.” Later she mentioned that Steve “bought her the lemon drops in the first place.” Look, if I wanted to hear about what Steve buys and eats, I’d phone Steve. Do you see me dialing Steve? No, you do not. I am a very busy woman. But rest assured that when I do phone Steve, I’m going to ask him why he thought it necessary to hijack the very the lemon drops he bought me.
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What would it take for you to murder Zoe?
First, we don’t say “murder,” we say “murther.” Second, I’m never going to murther Zoe. Scorn and pester, yes, but murther, no.
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