I just read that Tom Cruise bought a sonogram machine for Katie Holmes so they can watch their baby swell from the size of a Baco-Bit to that of a fine Christmas ham. Good. I know that Zoe is itching to try out this sonogram business herself, even though she isn't currently pregnant with a Jerry Maguire Baby. I am going to make Zoe a pretend sonogram machine out of a shoebox and a toilet paper roll so that she can follow the womby exploits of her own Pretend Top Gun Baby. It will be cute, like when dad cuts the grass and junior follows behind with his Fischer Price mower. My Play-Along Sonogram will have all of the other toy sonograms beat, as mine features a monitor with a smiley little fetus guy AND the wand doubles as a bubble maker.
Sunday, December 04, 2005
Interview with the Vampire: Zoe Wants a Play-Along Sonogram by Mattel
I just read that Tom Cruise bought a sonogram machine for Katie Holmes so they can watch their baby swell from the size of a Baco-Bit to that of a fine Christmas ham. Good. I know that Zoe is itching to try out this sonogram business herself, even though she isn't currently pregnant with a Jerry Maguire Baby. I am going to make Zoe a pretend sonogram machine out of a shoebox and a toilet paper roll so that she can follow the womby exploits of her own Pretend Top Gun Baby. It will be cute, like when dad cuts the grass and junior follows behind with his Fischer Price mower. My Play-Along Sonogram will have all of the other toy sonograms beat, as mine features a monitor with a smiley little fetus guy AND the wand doubles as a bubble maker.
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