While I am Too Kind to Punish Zoe’s Gormless Windbaggery, I Will Gladly Publish the Gist of It

Today Zoe tried to tell me that a certain drinking establishment is in her “neighborhood,” when in fact it is not. She also tried to tell me that the phrase “to powder one’s nose” might not always imply the act of literally applying powder to the nose. She is on a veritable bender of hogwash these days, but I am nothing if not forgiving.