Sunday, February 06, 2005

Old West Zoe

If Zoe lived in the Old West, who would she be? I hesitate to suggest that she would be a prostitute, because who likes the sound of that? - but really, very few professions would have been open to her. She's not really Madam material - not openly bitchy enough, and rarely loud. Maybe she would marry an Old West venture capitalist and die as a result of some ill-begotten suicide pact. I suppose it would have been up to her. I also suppose that, had I discussed this topic with her before posting this, she would say that she'd have been a "wild woman," abandoned by her banker fiance, bunking in a Utah cave with a friendly wild pig she named "The Juice."

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