Meaty Cheesy

I told Zoe that I cut into the Hickory Farms Beef Stick. She didn’t really care. I’m sure that if I had ripped into the “Hickory Farms Suisse Cheese Pasteurized Process Cheese Food,” she would have left me in a cloud of dust in her rush to gorge herself at its Suissey teat. Maybe I should open it, just to see her run.