Mondays

The office is deathly still on Mondays because Zoe refuses to show up and do a decent day's work. Just look! This photo was snapped today by Marmaduke Cowper. I've never seen us look so beaten and listless. We barely resemble ourselves! That's me on the far right, waiting for the switchboard to light up. I'm not anywhere near the switchboard, so that should give you some idea of the strength of my work ethic. I'm probably laughing at one of my own jokes. Note the general lack of mirth in the room.