Tuesday, October 26, 2004

Good Morning, Zoe

Someone turned up the volume on Zoe’s computer speakers. Zoe blamed me immediately. How unfortunate, for now she will never catch the real killer. I don’t do things like that. I’m more shrewd than that, and I hate blaring noise. Zoe should know that. But does she? Of course not! She is too busy assuming. And, as Zoe likes to remind us, “You know what ass does.”

1 comment:

Crystal said...

you have captured my attention and i will raise my right hand and swear in to be a loyal zoe 3000 follower forever - or at least 2 minutes because that is typical of my attention span.

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