Annette brought me a large Powerpuff Girl head from the Breakroom Free Box. It is plush, two feet wide and one foot tall. When she presented me with the head, I thought of how European colonists gave American Indians smallpox-infected blankets.
I sniffed the head and it smelled like perfume. I didn’t smell any smallpox, and I’m fairly sure that Annette doesn’t want to kill me and take my land. So I have accepted the head graciously.
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Did the head smell like Chanel No. 5?
Smallpox smells just like Chanel No. 5.
The head smells like Tinkerbell Perfume. You probably did not have Tinkerbell Perfume when you were younger. I had some, and my mom threw it away. She couldn't abide the stink. I'm here to tell you it smelled fantastic.
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