Sunday, August 29, 2004

I Grapple With the Impossibility of the ZoeTracker 3000

The ZoeTracker 3000 is different from the Zoe Log. It is zippier. I wouldn't say that the ZoeTracker 3000 surpasses the Zoe Log in terms of handsomeness. I really should not compare the two, because the two are brothers. When you start comparing brothers, you're asking for trouble. Because the two will bicker and engage in fistfights. One brother might slay the other if the other offers me a superior sacrifice. Is the ZoeTracker 3000 Abel? Is the Zoe Log Cain? I can't comment on that. I don't like to contemplate slayings.

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